Friday, February 1, 2008

Top Ten Best TV Shows

So here is my "Top 10 Best Tv Show List." You will find that I have a pretty boring TV Life.

10. Really big Things: This is a relatively new show hosted by Matt Rogers. He travels the world looking for massive construction. He is a large meat head and likes to fit the part. He says lots of meat head things and gets excited about big metal things and fire and destruction and other things and stuff like that (haha). You can also see quite a lot of cool things. Ok, so you don't learn hardly anything, but it is a good show to watch after studying for 10 hours straight. You know, when you just want to sit like a vegetable and mindlessly get your mind of anything to do with words, numbers, ideas, and other "things of that nature" ("things of that nature" is a quote I picked up from the Governator).
9. The O'reilly Factor: I can feel the surge of people leaving my blog as I type this. Bill O'Reilly comes across a big-headed, pompous jerk. I hate to admit this in public... but... I like the guy. In my opinion, he is, by far, the most fair and balanced anchor on tv. I watch him for two reasons: 1. I like his ideas, and 2. I like watching him "bloviate" (anyone who watches the show will pick up what I'm putting down). Anyway, 1 and 3/11 thumbs up to Bill.
8. Build it Bigger: This show, hosted by Danny Forster, is slowly becoming one of my favorites. Danny travels around the world looking for large construction. He is a high energy geek who gets overly excited about little things--this is what makes the show. He is like watching an eighth grader pack his belongings to go on a fishing trip. Also, it is cool to see the massive construction and how they do it all.
7. Iron Chef America: Iron Chef America is an intense gourmet cooking competition. I was going to put this one last, but knew that people probably wouldn't read the rest of the list thinking that it was going to be too boring. If you don't like my shows then go watch your own TV (sorry, I take this sort of thing personal). Anyway, Iron Chef America, hosted by the interesting Alton Brown, is fun to watch. Personally, my favorite chef to watch is Bobby Flay. I know... I know... i'm not scoring points with the Gen-X'ers on this one.
6. Wow Wow Wubbzy: And you thought that I didn't watch television with my son. Every time Wow Wow Wubbzy comes on James starts laughing, smiling, and uncontrollably throwing his arms in the air (oh yeah, and drools in the process). Anyway, Wow Wow Wubbzy is a hit for 10 month olds and their parents.
5. Dog Whisperer: Cesar Millan is by far the coolest Mexican on TV. I really like watching the Dog Whisperer--it is amazing how quickly he can change the entire personality of dogs. You are probably already beginning to see that my top 10 list is much the same as that of the average middle-aged woman--Oh Well. Have you ever seen Cesar get bitten by a dog? I wonder how many times he has been bitten. I lost track at ummm... somewhere around 23. I am surprised he still has hands. Maybe he is part Mexican part machine or something--I wouldn't be surprised.
4. Survivor Man: Believe it or not, Survivorman is one of those survival shows--I know... hard to believe. It is hosted by the most savvy Canadian alive, Les Stroud. If I were making this top 10 list a year ago, Survivorman would have been #1, but the show this past season was pretty lame. He just didn't seem to do anything new or crazy--what is the point of doing a survival show if you don't do anything crazy? However, I have high hopes for the next season. If anyone comes to any understanding of how he stays so clean throughout his survival trips, fill me in.
3. Dirty Jobs: Mike Roe travels across the country finding the most disgustingly dirty jobs out there. The best part of the show is Mike and his witty humor. While watching the show I get the feeling that Mike is the sort of guy who never shuts up. Anyway, Dirty Jobs takes a strong 3rd.
2. Man vs. Wild: This is a survival show hosted by Bear Grylls. Bear has a cool accent, eats 3 day old dead zebras raw, climbs lots of things, and does stuff that would cause me to poop my pants. Anyway, this is an excellent show--you can learn lots about staying alive and stuff--which is nice... if you think about it.

And my #1 favorite show is...
1. Holmes on Homes: This has quickly become my favorite. There are a lot of crooked construction contractors out there. Mike Holmes has dedicated his life to helping people who have been ripped off by such contractors. He goes through houses messed up by contractors and redoes everything that was done wrong FOR FREE (oh, and did I mention that he makes made cash for doing so. Who would of thought: you can help people AND get rich in the process. SIGN ME UP!). I am convinced that this show applies to my spiritual life, but I can't quite make the connection--someone acting like they know what they are doing comes into the houses of uninformed people and messes everything up and then Mike has to come in and fix everything--Nope, still can't make the connection. Holmes is extremely smart and knows most construction trades very well. This show is by far the best show on TV at this point. If you disagree with me I will just build a wall around you so you can't get out--because that is something I know how to do because I watch Holmes on Homes. I have got to get me some of those overalls--This guy I once knew told me that wearing overalls actually changes your DNA. Anyway, he died from salmonella poisoning 3 months after filling me in. Hmmm...????

So what did you think of my incredibly boring Top 10 TV Shows list? Making this list was very therapeutic for me--now I know why my life leans on the "not too eventful" side of things. I trust that you noticed that there was nothing about Lost, CSI, House, or any of those other shows. I guess murder mysteries and car chases put me to sleep--haha. Actually, Kristal and I just don't like all the violence and cleavage that is scattered throughout most shows. Not saying that you are in sin if you watch those shows, just saying that you are of the devil. Haha. Anyway, I like my shows so leave them alone. If you think I am nonspiritual because I watch tv I have some advice for you: Get off the computer and go read your Bible. Haha, I should be a Christian comedian.

11 comments:

Jessy said...

i like Bill O Riley and Iron Chef ;-)

Anonymous said...

I love my son-in-law! Jimmy,You truely are like sunshine.
Those are my favorite shows too!
Although, I would like to add to the list "How's it made".
Ever watch them make processed meat? Eeekk. Oh but we must face the truth even in meat.

Jimmy Snowden said...

Kelly,
Of course you like the same shows. After all, I didn't like discovery channel shows until I had to share a tv with you. I can now say that I have been converted; I have seen the light; I have gone under; I have been illumined; I have been... Ok, i'll stop there.

In regard to "How It's Made": I liked that show for about 2 episodes. The guy's voice gets old. Even though they make new stuff every show, it just seems like the same old show. sorry
Now the show I really love is Car Auction. Ok, I just lied. So I don't like car auction, but at least I (almost) paid lip service.

Jimmy

kristal said...

i like car aucion too...when the power is out.

i amm funnier than you all know

Anonymous said...

Kris, you definitely have a future as a comedian too. I am glad you will both have a career if the M-Div doesnt work out. It has taken me a whole year to bring you to the discovery channel Jimmy. I feel a little like Dr. Frankinstein. I will make a New Englander out of you yet!!
You are willingly wearing wool socks and now have your very own pair of Sorel winter boots. It is an amazing Metamorphosis to watch. Soon you will be saying Dora is an explora. he he

Anonymous said...

Oh, I just realized where you guys get your funniness from..

lasnowden said...

Jimmy when you start saying Dora the explora - or kella's a bad spella - or i'll pahk the cah, OR lets have hamburg rolls - it will be time for you to come back to the west coast where people talk right.

I think your choice of shows is amazing, all of which your dad and I like as well.

I also think that Kristal's humor has been much overlooked. I think we should name today FEB 1st Kristal Snowden Comedy Day for ever.

Your thoughts???

Your loving motha

Anonymous said...

Im so sorry my dearst Lynn, but your son will never be the same again. The metamorphosis has already begun and there is no turning back. He already will drive in a foot of snow without even flinching. I think I just heard him say "wow that Lobsta was wicked good". The funnier thing is your grandson is going to talk just like that.
Love Kella the bad spella

Anonymous said...

GRAMMY SAID YOU ARE THE BEST AND I LIKE THE SAME SHOWS TOO,, YOUR MOTHER IN LAW TALKS ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME, WHAT SHE SAYS IS YOU ARE A SMARTY, THATS REALLY GOOD FOR A MOTHER IN LAW,,IM SORRY THOUGH WE WILL NEVER LOVE THE PATRIOTS, WE ARE TRYING TO FIND YOU A PET MOOSE, YOU HAVE A GREAT PLACE TO KEEP IT, YOU MOTHER IN LAW WILL TAKE CARE OF IT. GRAM

Luke Snowden said...

How its Made?!!!!!

The show begins with some promising industial sounding music, a lamer version than eye of the tiger, but still motivating. Then the quiet Dr. Phil moves in to bore you with his voice.

Every time I watch that show I think I'm going to get an exciting show, but them I am body slammed into reality with an entirely boring experience.

That show would work if Mike Rowe did it!

a.return.to.christianity said...

The Food Network is always a favorite (even though it always makes me hungry).

I really got hooked on the NBC show "Chuck" after somebody pointed it out to me.

I also like the medical and pseudo-medical content of "House."



Elliot